Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The EX Rules

EX- a prefix meaning “out of,” “from,” and hence “utterly,” “thoroughly,” and sometimes imparting a privative or negative force or indicating a former title, status, etc.; freely used as an English formative: exstipulate; exterritorial ; ex-president (former president) ; ex-member; ex-wife .

I was listening to BNO last week about exes: "pwede pa bang magkaroon ng rules with your ex after you guys break-up?" my answer: DAPAT!!!!

My proposed rules:

1. Pag break na, i-unfriend na sa facebook at i-unfollow na sa twitter. (if you dont, you'll just feel bad when you find out that they are happy NOT being with you anymore)

2. Bawal bawiin ang mga binigay. Ibenta lahat ng usable items na binigay sa yo tapos yon pera, ipambili mo ng bagay na ibibigay mo sa current beau mo. Ang mga pwede ng itapon ay itapon na. (simple things can bring back big memories)

3.  Burahin lahat ng contact details including email addresses, YM ID at lahat ng number nya na naka-record sa yo. (just to make sure you won't have the urge to communicate with them anymore)

4. Cut all communications. Lalo na sa family ng ex mo. Kahit gaano pa kayo ka-close. (move on!!!!!)

5.  Pumunta sa mga special na places nyo with a new partner. (make new and better memories).

6. Burn all pictures. (if you dont', yon pagsisisi mo na ang panget pala ng ex mo ay paulit-ulit  na mareremind sa yo).

7. Dont stalk the current gf/bf. (asahan mo na talagang mas may itsura at may breeding ang pinalit sa yo.)

8. Stay away. Permanently.

9. Get a life of your own. Kaya ka nga ex na kasi di ka na dapat sumasawsaw pa sa buhay ng dati mong gf/bf.

10. If you really cannot get over your ex, get a knife and gently slice your wrist with it. (fast and very effective).

**dedicated to the ex of my bf who keeps digging stuff about me and asking questions from our common friends. I am not mentioning her name YET...well, not today.

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